i wish...

Thursday, April 23, 2009

~ 10:22 PM ~

hmm.. just wanted to pos tone of my poem on th blog cuz i may be throwing the book away.
its interesting based on the book, And then there were none, by agatha cristie
poem written by me =]

Ten Trapped Wanderers

Ten trapped wanderers, went out for some food
One ate too quickly, Choke on his meal
Leaving the other nine,
All looking in fear

Nine trapped wanderers went to bed
One passed away, then there were six
Eight trapped wanderers, stranded on the island
One got clubbed in the head then there were seven

Seven trapped wanderers went out to chop sticks
One chopped his own head, then there were six
One felt a prick, like from the tip of a knife.
Poison injected, then there were five

One of them got shot, the one that does law
He never did wake up, now there were four
Four wanderers, one went to sea
He "accidentaly" drowned, now there were three.

Three humans left, one had to go
He was crushed, now two more to go
Two humans left, Standing in the sun
One shot the other, now there's just one

One victorius human left
The one and only one
The guilt made ehr took her own life,
Now there were none

nice ehhs?
comments pelase =]

~ 8:02 PM ~

weee so fun, today co had phototaking
sianz la still so short ==
anw teachers bought "snacks" for us as a reward for syf co 4th consecutive gold
ok maybe nt snacks
do u count 18 boxes of donuts, one donut cake, about 30 cream puff and bout 40 buns thingy together with bout 20 boxes of pizza a SMALL snack?
lawl ate 2 donuts, one slice pizza and one cream bun
lawls, its nt everyday tht u get to celebrate. anw went around pouring chilli on people's pizza and pouring chocolate from donuts onto the pizza
XP, anw sure was fun today
went bck to liuqin le, but brought zhong ruan home
so freaking heavy >< and inside mrt so sqeezy >< ><
ahh well... sure was fun, anw committee gna step down le
so sad sia...
took photos of the comitte, fun shot and formal
xP russell spammed 79 photos on wee bian's hp XD
ahhh... one of the days i will remember though i broke a liuqin X.X actually the fraqs and since it was broken until like siao cuz got big crack in it (bought in '07) so mr seetoh(instructor) said dunnid keep le
lawls oh well

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

~ 7:20 PM ~

weee got gold for syf!!!
wanted gold with honors but oh well...its good =]
RI got a silver though, dunno y so many were happy(tht they got gold)
anw just found a hpynosis book tht teaches all bout hypnotism..
dunno whether it will work
oh well, gonna try it anw

btw, yuying got gold too, gratz to them =]
whew so anw nw its golod for band, gold w honor for choir and gold for the best ,vsco!!! lawls felt enthu
anw thx jie for the encouragement =]

wait...there was something i wanted to type but i juz cnt remember... oh well
ohya, one more thing greendale got silver too
grats!
and im nt insulting
anw there's a link that has all the syf results consisting co so yea u cn go there if u wna

Friday, April 17, 2009

~ 7:10 PM ~

damn it man... today throat damn pain and headache damn frustrating
wth, whole felt damn uncomfortable la.
die la gna get fever le and syf just four days away
ohya, gratz choir for getting gold w honors!! and late gratz to band for getting gold
zzz just took losenges, cnt find any other mdicine...
sianz ==

Thursday, April 16, 2009

~ 8:50 PM ~

lawls, sis lost her phone today.
cnt find le, nw juz hav to wait till tht bus driver calls bckaft checking the bus.
sian la, today when going to dad's car then fell down.
cuz run run run then try to stop i went and turn to the other side so did a twist and fell down on my right leg.
bleeding like shit man, keft leg nt tht bad.
anw drenched jeremy inw ater today.
lawls cuz he used my bottle aand spray water at me so open up second bottle pour on him.
lawls then fight when on until both of us were drenched
game game fight so well, shouldnt b tht bad, he was drenched more than me so yea..

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

~ 8:41 PM ~

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

~

~ 8:40 PM ~

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

~ 8:02 PM ~

lawls saw some mroe funny stuff

this is a dairy for a blonde

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ....Helllooo!!! .... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on the Macy’s escalator for hours after the power went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm .....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

~

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and
what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'

Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

A: 'Is it mine?'

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

~

County pays $250,000 to advertise lack of funds

Army vehicle goes missing after being painted with camouflage

Scientists have shown that moon is moving away at a tiny although measurable distance from the Earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 65 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the Earth’s surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs – the tall ones, anyway.

~ 7:57 PM ~

lawls saw this questions on darren's blog so i hope you dun mind if i tae them =]
here goes

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can’t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn’t he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."

Sunday, April 12, 2009

~ 9:31 PM ~

zzzzz... left my phone blasting music into my ear for the whole night
dots... anw my alarm worked and i was woken at 6am today.
zzzz wth?
anw left hse at bout 11.
went to meet dada at potong paser then to temple to pray to my deceased grandfather.
wlao packed like sardines... so many people.
but in the end manage find place then put all the stuff for praying.
yea the usual the coin thingy.
wow i didnt know what it meant till today.
if the coins flip to oppsites (1 head + 1 tail) it means 'Yes'
If is both tail, it means 'No, and im angry'
If both heads, means 'No...**laughs**'
lawls? anw it could be real it could b fake, its up to you to decide.
well went to the columbarioum where all the urns are palced.
went to pray, so lucky the ladder is there.
then go back clear up the place and sent all the stuff for burning.
lawls me carry the box(?) cuz too short keep bumping into stuff.. lawls but i amde it =]
then aft tht went hawker centre for lunch
normally will go together with aunty and uncle for lunch at other place but today only oru family
plus nid to go home so went hawker centre lors
had kway chap
zzzz so expensive plus taste so freaking gross.
dots..
anw went farm while mum went to 'giant'
bought i think total of 17 fish? nt bad bahs, summore the owner sell so cheap
then went to pick my mum then went home
dad cooked chicken rice today, but using different style.
nt bad but i prefer the first style
anw manage to complete letter writing and ice maiden twist.
dots... didnt noe hav word limit of 200, i went to write till 872 words ==
omg.. aiya dun care la
lawls...
gotta go anw, bye

sadds...you didnt online today...

Friday, April 10, 2009

~ 10:04 PM ~

xpxp my dog's birthday today!!=]
its on good friday, easy day to remember.
so sad bow wow bakery didnt open so cnt buy his cake like last year..
haizz, so bought treats and two of his favourite type of food from caser
lawls he eat so freaking fast, less than a minute and he is bgegging for more..
lawls xP
anw bought my black long sleeve shirt today.
wanted to byuy the silk de, damn nice feeling
but they no more smaller size so i cnt wear..
zzzz... so sad sia. only $50 for it somemore.
so went to find other type.
in the end bought one at $30
nt silk but okok la
haiz.. oh well=]

Thursday, April 9, 2009

~ 8:40 PM ~

ohya. i juz found out im addicted to coffee... O.O
is tht gd or bad?

~ 8:37 PM ~

woohoo
finally mastered cannon in D on zhong ruan =]
ok nt perfect but somewhat there =]
anw nw vsco is testing some new zhong ruan, pipa and liuqin and if suitable will b buying them i guess.
wee i guess tht means if buy an dif i stay in zhong ruan i MAY get to use beijing ruan =]
its so much beta than suzhou ruan.
well if the new ones are bought, there will be 2 more extra beijing ruan.
left me, kayne & zhenhong.
wonder if i stay who will get it...
anw found out today tht one of the liu qin has a crack in it due to some unknown reason.
oh well...

Saturday, April 4, 2009

~ 6:31 PM ~

ok this post is so tht i cn remember this dream i had today.
it is indeed very very strange but well i shall continue.
it all started as far as i cn remember of me going all the way bck to my old house in ubi
the place in my dream was exactly the whole scenario of my old hse whr i stayed, tehe old letterbox stand, the small dug opening whr ppl cn throw their trash, right dwn to the stripped cat tht always sleep near the letterbox.
my old childcare centre was near my hse, and in tht scene, i could see myself walking towards the void deck, whr i could see all my old classmates.
i dunno y but in tht dream, there was a party.
in this party, its like all my old classmates, but there were already grown up same age as me.
then i saw this girl int eh midst, alone.
well i could recognise her, tht face of hers, i know i know her.
well somehow we recognised each other and blahs.
well, i dunno y but i know i've seen this person b4.
its like i met her quite a no. of times but its juz i cnt remember.
well we had a chat, n boy tht sure did rake up alot of stuff.
it was like we are some sort of very close friends when we were younger, its lik talking to a best pal.
its so freaking real.
and well, some other stuff happened,such as hang out n stuff, on the same day.
its kind of weird how long this dream was.
anw we chatted bout many stuff, and then i was woken by my father.
well, i tot tht was the end of it, but no
i dunno why, normally i would forget the dream and what i experienced aft i woke up, only small details.
but i cn remember everything clearly now, its weird.
well, the msot vivid detail was her face.
i dunno how but he rest of the day, i kept thinking bout her face, why it seemed so familiar.
very very familiar. evn during practice, i dno y but somehow i will stone evn though the orchestra is still going on.
btw this s wht happened today.
i wills ill be palying but im in a daze.
tht face, kept circulating thru my mind, places tht i saw her b4.
its so real tht its freaky, suddenly its like everything comes bck to me.
and 1 mre thing, i dunno how true it is but i cn somehow trace bck the places whr it seemed i saw ppl tht looked lik her. shopping centres, on the bus, on the street.
its so freaking real...
but now, wht i cn remeber is at the end of my dream, it was me n her juz lazing arnd at the staircase of the void deck below my old hse, juz lik casual chat.
somehow it seemed tht i felt happy at tht point of tym, like meeting someone finally aft a very long time.
the thing is, i CNT remember her name...
all i cn remember is her features... such as her looks, but its all getting blurry as i think bout it.
whats happening to me? it seems like tht there is a message thru all this but what is it? i wish someone cn tell me......

~ 5:58 PM ~

lawls. juz came bck frm co 2nd syf prac at singapore conference hall.
nt bad, mr seetoh said i played well..wonder isit sarcasm.
anw sis had a operation today, tooth operation..
she juz went to sleep cuz in case pain come wun feel anything.
(zzz...this was continued 15 mins ltr.)
lawl sis halfway woke up cuz pain so had to go hlp.
wow i think im gna make a gd consultant
i use words juz say stuff and slowly my sis fell bck to sleep
nt bcuz im naggy, its cuz i cnc hoose my words =] its a matter whether i wn to...
anw... i cnt remember wat i wna say...

Friday, April 3, 2009

~ 9:14 PM ~

lawls today went to east coast for eng period.
nt bad la but ate there for recess too.
and so many stores nt open.
zzz so eat cken rice there lors... $3 nt tht bad but nt tht nice ==
oh well had soya bean. big cup sia and only $1. as in big for its price.
then had ice war with j hoong, jsutin n spencer.
dotzy dots
had combined prac today.
tml will be syf rehearsal 2 liao.. at sch.
cool sia didnt noe tht it cost $400/hr at sch. o.o
or did i heard wrongly?.
anw.. went with sis to her parent tcher meet.
cuz she didnt do well..
aiya and nw i have to buy the lock tml.
well u see, there are2 keys to this lock
apparently i passed the key to SOMEONE and tht SOMEONE kept saying i didnt giv to him then said tht its in my pencil case.
so ok, 1 key down. 1 left.
and cuz i scared will lsoe the key, so i took the lock along wit me.
and apparently, i dunno y i locked the key in the lock.
so wow.. nw nid go get new lock for jeremy
zzz

Thursday, April 2, 2009

~ 9:42 PM ~

lawls xpxp...
today so freaking late then reach home.
well since no hw + i hav some time lets type bout today stuff then.
anw today only had 4 subjects, 2 slacking subject.
first is math, haiz sads mr teo tml will b put under observation as a test cuz he wna go to vjc. sads...lawls wonder if any1 will sabo him so he wun leave xD
anw nxt lesson, erms...then its geog. lawls nt much for geog, see movie, copy notes.
siian la got to copy for jeremy AND siddarth, luckily darren help xP
just ahte it when the other classmate keep shouting continue, wth? i copying 2 times of u so juz shut up la.
then recess.. nth much.
woohoo aft tht slack lik shyt man.
eng lesson. dno y mr maran nvr come agn...
anw for the past days he didnt come we watched a movie. ok yesterday then, he didnt came yesterday. watched get smart. XP funny sia today watched finished since yesterday nt enuf tym. then watched jumper today, nt bad. continuing tml i hope XD
then aft tht is lit lesson.
woohoo another slack lesson sia.
watched macbeth movie, continued frm yesterday.
wlao didnt know it was so sick sia.
at the witches scene, so many of them, all old lady. and they were..well..as said by russell, nt wearing anything.
EW?? i guess i didnt really see since waz cold so hugging myself?
lawls? anw i guess is fake bahs, but russ said it look real..
ok i dunno...
anw then nxt, the scene whr lady macbeth goes crazy. another not-wearing-anything-but-covered-by-shadows- scene.
zzzzz ok third one. young boy, bout 8 i guess, son of macduff.
bathing scene, in front of a stove ==
last scene. Rape scene of maid of macduff by murderers.
wth??
ok lets nt tok bout tht.
the movei is quite scary(?) alot of blood?
lawls anw co had combined today
woohoo
so fun sia, played quite ok today =]
anw eusabio waz real angry today.
everyone wasnt spare except for the sec ones.
well food waz found in the co rm
then instruments broken by percussion.
haiz... well he sure was angry.
and jonah couldnt find his blazer.
well all of us were punished, for reasons i wun spell
push up position for i dno how long.. lawls waz doing ok(?) then russell started sniggering and snorting.
so is tarted to laugh to and went weak. =.= well more training?
anw the arrange shoes punishment too.
anw aft tht helped jonah find 1 more suitable blazer.
xPxP
then went home lors.
by the time we were dismissed oready 6.30?
well 55 came soon.
i really wna thank this bus driver sia.
when i took out my wallet, my pen rolled onto the road, and the bus was like zooming to it.
instead of just running over it, the uncle forced brake and beckon me to go pick up my pen.
such a nice guy, nicest sbs driver i've seen? as in i noe its juz a pen, but well, its the thought tht counts =]
anw alighted at hougang.
wlao bus 62 so freaking slow.
b4 it arrived, 4 bus 55 passed,3 854's, 2 72's 5 25's
wth right?
anw vincent came at the last 55 then bus 62 came.
lucky guy. nt like me wait there like a fool.
anw he was kinda real tired so he slept throughout the journey.
then xian ting and 1 more guy who i cnt remember his name ( 3 of em are my sis ex-classmates) came on the bus.
lawl they were mimiking(?) vincent's sleeping movement xP
anw tapped him at his stop and he woke up.
lawl anw late lerz. guess i'll stop here.
byes